i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar
Five years ago, I made you a promise. Do you remember? Well, I’m here to fulfill it.
holding in a fart all day and finally getting home