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I am not a successful adult. I don’t eat vegetables and/or take care of myself.

(Source: jakesjohnson)

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad)

stopbeingfucks:

literally all I do is daydream about impossible scenarios

(Source: virglns)

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
People who wear glasses: No.

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa)